Cookie Thread Act 7: Romulus

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Was USA always like this? Vote for the lesser evil candidate that doesn’t create as much harm as the other

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Hello.

Why run away from your problems when you can sue them for damages

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only works when you rich as hell sadly :pensive:

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Damn

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fwiw I strongly disagree that this is the case right now, and it feels harmful to paint things with that brush

but yes the two-party fptp system does lead here pretty inevitably

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resurrect FDR and give him a fifth term

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actually just made him god emperor of humanity ala 40k

surely this won’t go wrong

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re elect jimmy carter

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real!

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yea

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next time someone says that the voters should just band together and try to get a 3rd party option onto the stage and that we only don’t have one because everyone is cowards, i will tell them that you can literally see how the two-party system happens in fucking forum mafia

(i think that’s actually more just a function of it being a single-winner race a la the president but its still funny to think about)

I mean people do cfd onto others last minute like, constantly. Forum mafia isnt a good example bc the size of games is usually small enough that you can do that

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yea lol im just more talking about how like, in d1 everyone starts vanity voting in places and then by the end of the day it usually collects into two wagons and if its like 3 4-vote wagons you’re usually playing pretty suboptimally and need to consolidate into two

cfds do illustrate what would happen in actuality if people tried to vote a 3rd party for president (one of the parties would fall into ruin) i think

we should add politics to mafia that’ll end well

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VOTE FOR [lhf player] IF YOU THINK THAT KAMALA HARRIS IS PART OF THE TRANSGENDER MAFIA

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Political mafia. Si tu no supporti le siciliano mafia yo dormirai con les fishi

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