if a situationship doesn’t end in you wanting to kill the other party was it a real situationship
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look it has plenty of time to blossom into toxic yaoi give him a minute
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was deadass considering pistols at dawn type shit with one that i had
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thats a declaration of a great friendship
protip from straight guy if you make gay jokes with someone that means you are boys
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True
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Also why does everyone keep calling me a manwhore?
that is absolutely not what i said
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it was unrelated
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Why does he keep doing this?? It’s literally self-sabotage.
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Did you know I was recently blown to bits by my hydrogen car?
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I AM GOING TO YELL AT YOU IF YOU DISOBEY YOUR RESPONSABILITIES
IS THAT CLEAR
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YOU REPLIED TO MY MESSAGE
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hydra hydra hydra hydra
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Why do you have the retroest pijamas ever
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so breaking the law is fine but breaking health and safety guidelines isnt?? mhm. got it.
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its her signature style of not giving a fuck, of course
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youre also mathematically likely to
from the stories you’ve told us youre probably a bit above average though
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the whole “people trying to get into a relationship with you solely so they have a boyfriend”
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what if nintendo released the alarm clock that they knew would fail because they’ve had a release string of success/failures and want the nintendo switch successor to succeed
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