Cookie Thread Act 7: Romulus

i tihnk im gay

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Youre straight now. Thats my attack

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we ESTABLISHED what this MEANT for 2 YEARS MAY

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I did attacks to you now

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ALSO YOU ARE VERY CLEARLY NOT THE ONES PICTURED IN YOUR PROFILE!!!

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Right but unrelatedly I did an attack to you now so you’re straight

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<tutuu voice> i have relationships with women
and sex with men

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Nice tutuu impression

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I am fairly certain you did attacks on me several occasions in our relationship, including but not exclusive to: divorcing me, divorcing me again, divorcing me in front of several people, divorcing me f

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hey may wanna go out

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HETEROSEXUALITY ATTACK Q&A:

Q: I thought I was gay?
A: You’re straight now. That’s my attack

Q: Is this because we broke up?
A: No. Heterosexuality blade attacks indiscriminately

Q: Is this because you thought I was implying I was gay toward you?
A: No. This attack is just my new response to anybody announcing they’re gay

Q: Am I really straight now?
A: Yes, you are. That’s my attack

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I would but I actually heard you’re straight now so I’m not sure that’d work out

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your qna didnt answer my last question

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im heterocurious

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may you are RUINING my BIT of IMMEDIATELY POSTING “sorry i dont think thisll work we should see other people” the same frame you say yes

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I’m curious about your mother’s work schedule, we were talking about getting dinner but I’m not sure when she’s available

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:wowee:

STOP DATING MY BLOODLINE!!!

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the houses must be binded to ensure peace in central europe you must understand

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frankly we shouldve done a friends and repeatedly got back together and broke up again in staged public acts of emotion and end it on an ambigious note

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