Cookie Thread Act 7: Romulus

a mortgage is a Loan for a House that you Buy with the Loan

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then yes

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something something petit bourgeoisie

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every time i hear about our mortgage its always like
ā€œwe’re on track to pay this off way faster than we thought!!!ā€
and then they’re like
ā€œwe’re gonna pay it off in 10 years!!!ā€

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i don’t know if this is normal but it seems crazy

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mortgages are usually paid off over 30 years

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the housing market

got it
i’ve lived in this house for nearly 10 so

so yeah paying off assumingly a 30 year in 20 is sick

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yea

i was gonna say something about how it’s crazy that it takes thirty fucking years to pay off a mortgage, that’s like the length of a career
but then i remembered that we live under capitalism

Oh it wouldn’t if you paid primarily on the principal. The vast majority of your payments are towards the interest by design to maximize wealth extraction.

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oh
lmao.

yes that’s the entire point of them loaning the money tbf

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Technically, that’s kinda just because that’s how the math works out, but to many people’s surprise, the bank math tends to benefit the bank.

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well yea but i mean if you loan your friend 50 dollars and tell them that you expect 70 back later, then even though that’s like a 28% interest rate, your friend is still mostly paying back the 50$

idk what’s going on with the mortgages here but ā€œvast majority [of payments]ā€ seems a bit absurd

that’s also definitely an exaggeration i’d have to see the actual numbers but

wait no! [flashbacks to that one mortgage payment calculator we used in personal finance that one time]

Yeah there is such an insane amount of astroturfing on those places. Really obviously fake stuff. It’s not just ā€œ[X] person was mean and unreasonableā€, it’s ā€œ[X] person was mean and unreasonable in a way that they are stereotyped to beā€ like ā€œAITA for being mad at a gay person hitting on a minorā€ or ā€œAITA for not letting my 11 year old get sexual reassignment surgery tomorrow???ā€

Like yes, those hypothetical people aren’t real, but it reinforces the (fake) idea that, for example, anyone is doing SRS on under 18 yr olds

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im just gonna use $500,000 home because that’s a nice number and very close to their starting price
idk what the fuck a normal down payment is but it starts at 85 thousand so let’s just go with that

bank of america’s interest rate is pretty close to 6.125 which is the default

and that’s all the numbers we need