Cookie Thread Act 7: Romulus


Look at htis fuckign run

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what are mine

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  1. Types in complete sentences
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  1. italicizes titles
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rural scotland is so fascinating
like how do these people live with hardly anyone around??
makes you think. like… healthcare access - where is their gp and hospital?

so I went on google maps and found this random store in orkney

its branded itself and tbf they’ve got local rolls & cheeses stuff in which would be awesome but due to little competition and high logistics costs wouldn’t prices be ridiculously high??

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In hindsight, I’d combine this with #4 under “Types grammatically correct sentences”.

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  1. Gambling

I got distracted and started playing Balatro and left the list like this and I liked it a lot.

Anyway:

  1. Gambling
  2. Dramatically worded statements about God loving/hating you that people would go “wow this is such a raw quote” to on Tumblr dot com
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REAL

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I thought about putting other ones in there, like I could put ‘theology student’ or ‘likes Limbus Company’ or whatever and those would be accurate but they’re like, normal personality traits ot have, what you’re studying or liking a game. They’re notable but not exceptional

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i had to open a bottle and my hand hurts so much

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Ketamine is a solution to your hand hurting.

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unironically catholic fits both

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ketamine also has other side effects like costing money that makes it undesirable

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That’s one for sure yeah. Again though very normal to be a significant personality trait

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I’m very glad the side effect you decide to highlight is the cost, because that’s absolutely valid.

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Your personality trait is showing

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chat guess how much i put on mnf tonight

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What? My personality trait of delivering concise & convenient solutions to people’s problems? I completely agree.

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Yeah something like that

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lemme guess you bet no field goals for harrison butker

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