Cookie Thread Act 7: Romulus

Summary

This election cycle has made me feel like I’m tied to one of the tracks in a trolley problem, and I’m waiting to see which lever is pulled. On the other side of the track is like the yachts billionaires would otherwise buy.

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Stolen from a friend.

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the plushie claw machine speaking to me when im out with my family

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I remember one time when I went to an arcade and my mom almost won a giant plush bear from the claw machine, but she ran out of funds on the card, and by the time she came back, someone had taken the easy bear.

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Getting my mind off the election by finally finishing the HSR event.
Been putting it off for a few weeks now.

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i was gonna recommend u guys to grab some booze, you’d have a reason to drink regardless of who wins. but then i remembered you need to be 40 to drink. so pour yourselves a glass of orange juice pat pat

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no that’s just you the whole world doesn’t trust you

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we discussed it in the tutuu comitee

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i wish i could stay up and look at it live. rip

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Ash! Use NYT! or APNews!

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nyt is both paywalled and has a striking graphics team!

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Consider:

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I fear for my sanity so I will not watch

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alright.

I do actually have an NYT subscription through my school, but if I stare at the numbers too long, I will devolve into yet another one of them.

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It’s an onion video lol
It’s fine

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I know, but I lose my sanity every time I see the words The Onion

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The Onion

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