Cookie Thread Act 7: Romulus

enjoy yourselves

i’d love to but i suffer from not speaking disorder

there’s text chat p sure

hm!

sure then

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theres definitely preset messages if there isnt so i can say “This worthless pride… I’ll have to get rid of it.” over and over

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…also my throat is currently trying to murder me so i wouldn’t either way

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Me when my house gets robbed and my security lions didn’t even maul the guy

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REAL

may will you be dialed into death note sdg

IDK I don’t know

@Atlas this will be done to you

i would prefer not being cannibalized by a toddler

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why do you look so tasty then

im all out of gummy bears

squeak squeal

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guys imagine watching 2052 elections and seeing a candidate that had a digital footprint like one of us

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my toxic trait would be, being that candidate, and then having to convince an entire nation that my failed corrupted & dictatorship regimes will not come into fruition irl

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Tess ardent discourse would do numbers in the daily mail

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no because im totally joining fox news as a publisher if my whole lawyer thing doesn’t work out

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omg u could be Fox’s new flamboyantly gay straight man now that JD has to do vp duties

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CRYING

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valid

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