Cookie Thread Act 7: Romulus

Also Ishmael whats your SSN? Just cirius

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wouldn’t you like to know federal bureau of investigation agent

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Ok even if I was an FBI agent (which im not, btw) can yall do something incriminating fucking once??? Ive been larping as a trans teen for years and I have nothing to show for it. Im gonna get fired

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Hypothetically or w/e

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Wait are you serious?

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Depends, whos askin?

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Oh i think youre joking but you sounded so believeable for a second. I actually started thinking about it

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You sounded like a disgruntled fbi agent that was so fed up with the job and that just decided to openwolf

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I cant confirm nor deny this, I dont care much about you, you’re in CIA’s hands

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i’m going to firebomb a walmart for you <3

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THANK YOU! Can you tell them I told you to do it or something I don’t wanna get fired

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oh ok that’ll be my entire manifesto on why voting pales in comparison to my strategy, firebombing a walmart: “FoL user YoubutWorse told me to”

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Yeah

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so true

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people will say “why vote when you can fitebomb a walmart” and then not firebomb a walmart

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This is clearly what’s wrong with America

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So true

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god bless america

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lithuanian might be worse since we are alchoholic. but i think more relavant for uk and germany where we most commonly go

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trans 500 euros to me and i will cause a world disaster

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