You’re abandoning your children like that? Marissa’s an absent mother
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I just assumed you were like literally a cat
Like that gif of the cat with a phone
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maybe you should stop hanging out at the orphanage then
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MARISSA’S CHILD, AFTER SEVERAL MONTHS OF LIFE: M-mama…?
MARISSA: Oh jesus fucking christ get out of here. Never speaking to you again
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MARISSA’S CHILD, AFTER SEVERAL MONTHS OF LIFE: I-Incineroar…?
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damn… id be mad my kid said the dads name before mine
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I think my first word was my cat’s name rather than either of my parents’.
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mine was my dogs
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Mine was “diaper”
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yeah but what does it mean reallyyyy
It’s a very practical concern. I mean that’s what you have to alert your parents to at the time, that’s your primary concern
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as-cet-ic
noun
- a person who practices severe self discipline and abstention
- lily kitahara
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I started talking real early and my physician didn’t believe my parents. They made a fucking List of every word I knew to prove it. I have it somewhere
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i think youve posted it before i may be wrong
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Yeah I have
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least blasphemous mahjong soul character
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I called flowers “ga”. That wsa my word for lfowers
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I read the second sentence first and was kind of interested in seeing every word you knew listed out
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