Cookie Thread Act 7: Romulus

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Summary

bro when it comes to pronouns you cant get past he/him without getting hard

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HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA

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Declinations, my bane

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English pronouns:

Much more compact. Easier language to learn

Yeah as Silviu said the non-phonetic pronunciation is the only difficult / frustrating part about english. Other than that its on the easier side to learn

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According to that table women dont exist, interestingly

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Tutuu… did you seriously believe in women this whole time

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They made them up for anime, you know that, right

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I wanted to, May … I need something to Worship … Some people have God, I have Women …

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yeah this whole woman thing ive been doing is just a really extended slice of life LARP

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Yeah women is a concept sold by dating apps to sell you more ads

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Marshal is no woman. She’s a robot, she collects info and transmits it to the alien mothership each time said mothership is spotted on earth with a camera with 144ph quality with horror sounds added in post-production.

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Id only I rpacticed better internet sfaety like my compliance training told em to do (I wasn’t listening)

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If only I practiced sleeping like Atlas told me to do

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read allah and thought i missed some big personal awakening

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Download Pokémon Sleep on your phone. It records your sleeping noises and gives you data on your type of sleep. Knowing im being recorded made me feel like a science experiment and made me wanna behave

She lectures you about sleeping?

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Atlas trying to not be a hypocrite for 5 seconds challenge

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I told her she was inhibiting scientific progress by preventing me from running programs for my research but apparently that’s not good enough of an excuse

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(Factually it was not good enough and I appreciated it.)

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may can i borrow you rq i have this bed that ive been considering buying can you give it a test run and give me your thoughts

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