Cookie Thread Act 7: Romulus

FoL Middle School would absolutely top Abbott Elementary.

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before anxiety pill: :sob: :sob: :sob: :drop_of_blood: :angry: :headstone:
after anxiety pill: :relieved: :relieved: :relieved: :sleeping: :angel: :heart: :snowflake:

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i hath unlocked the negative. This does not matter as I am yet to fucking complete moms heart

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The magic of the Xanx

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what class would we all teach

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youre probably the school priest

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would be violation of first amendment unless it was a private school

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image

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i would teach the wood class
whatever the class is called when you bring wood and make stuff out of it

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nobody said it was an American middle school

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you fuckers had to bring in the wood?

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yes sir i made a knife it was dull as shit but it served as a decent back scratcher

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they had the wood there for us. dont remember what we made but i know we did stuff with other materials designing and making a desk picture frame

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anglos and their consequences

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when we had our woodshop we didn’t build anything remotely of use

what we built instead was a goldberg machine that all looked pretty sad because our blocks of wood were two inches long and half an inch wide

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logically it would be carpentry but its basically always referred to as woodshop

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actually i think carpentry is higher scale

woodworking is apparently lower scale

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every word needs an equivalent Fancy word that is very slightly different in usage its true

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meanwhile at umich

everyone gets to schedule their classes using Crapuler

https://crapuler.com/

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