Cookie Thread Act 7: Romulus

Buckshot Roulette?

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yeah

And the messaging is perfect, the motivational content Iā€™ve wanted to hear

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REAL. Edelgard did nothing wrong!!!

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iā€™m just wondering who the third party candidates are in all of these scenarios

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For Peach one itā€™s Princess Shroob

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shroobs stuffed the ballot box. any peach win wouldā€™ve been rigged, rigged i tell you. but since bowser won it was actually super fair

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In the Mario universe can you racially classify voters and for who theyā€™d vote in the end?

Asking for a friend

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i know bowser won koopa troopa beach, koopa cape, and thwomp ruins. thatā€™s all iā€™m saying

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Could Dark Star commit civil atrocities to drain the votecount

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ive been waiting to say ā€œwho up yurkin their fortressā€ for so long you have no idea

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Life could be dream

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sha boom

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im sobbing

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Life Is Strange

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My first wisdom tooth just got removed today.

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Reallocating those stats into CON?

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I would say it becomes VIT.

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Peach wins all the kingdoms which are traditional princess strongholds, but the toads would have swung hard towards the Koopacans this year.

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highkey the good ending, fuck edelgard

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