Cookie Thread Act 7: Romulus

nope, last chapter of CF includes nothing of the sort, they’re still chillin

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At least you’re the brave one without the closet

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wow. alcoholism in the modern age. SAD!

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lmao

Eliza is not even 21. Jail immediatly

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okay the first six were on an sk but it counts b/c they were sk masons

the third party votes were every student in the academy voting for byleth rather than either of the candidates

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like she’s actually just a fucking idiot with insanely bad priorities and a habitual inability to see anybody who would totally be an ally as a potential ally

she kills millions of people for literally zero reason

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@jail ive been told i get you immediately

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if you bought an awp like we told you to during buy it would’ve only taken one

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LMAO

That made me laugh for no reason

despite not running, byleth finished with over 1% of the vote

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They got to have a representative in the parliament now

no other country wants to go to war with her

yet because she’s so deadset on being the fucking dictator of everything she is literally unable to consider any other option except death

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not to get political but lady rhea was a dogshit leader and deserved the guillotine

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unfortunately fodlan’s political system doesn’t work like that, and in fact works exactly like the united states. another huge electoral college win for rhea

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Trying to phrase a “Vriska did nothing wrong” joke here but I know it’s already been made hundreds of times

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the truth

i shot 2 wolves. one sk and one actual wolf. the shot on the sk was directed by a town leader, kind of, and the shot on the actual wolf was when they started openwolfing but since it was a mash people kinda ~ignored it so i just unloaded my entire revolver into them

also my role was 6 ita shots with 15% hit chance so

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that’s a chill opinion but edelgard’s method of getting there was fucking stupid

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