Cookie Thread Act 7: Romulus

also when you hit on men

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i’ve never done that before. what’s the experience like?

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gay

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oh i forgot to answer your question
it’s… gay

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i like gay men because it means they’re taking another guy with them and thus reducing my pool of competition and thus leaving more women for me

which is why lesbians are my arch nemesis

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lesbians and gay men are running a ring to target you in particular

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it’s all a conspiracy against you

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what about bisexuals

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they just eat hot chip and lie

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i like laughing at bisexuals because they have double the dating pool but if they’re still single it means they’re double the losers

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Did you just insult arcytic :(

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this is a true statement

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you didn’t have to kill us

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It’s more like 5% more dating pool at max
Biphobes + there just being less gay people than straight people

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I would wager probably like 6-7 5 seems a little low

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7 seems too high

6 also seems high but five seems slightly too low

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I like 5s and 10s

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That influenced what I wrote

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new class of 09 is peak

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