Cookie Thread Act 7: Romulus

Didn’t know Barnie slide was lithuanian… Chacha real smooth…

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Yeah Real Life Dating sucks and you will hate it because it is miserable. real people are closer to Tutuus than they are to you

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Its okay u only spoke the truth

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dar pakalbek ir ciulpsi

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dating isnt terrible if you just know to… fall in love with your friends naturally

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which is fucked up because like, tutuu is bulgarian and insanely closeted. Most people arent bulgarian and insanely closeted

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There’s gay bars where I am, though I’ve heard it’s full of straight people.

Can’t even ENJOY rainbowness

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dating apps and stuff basically never work

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Huh whats the difference between me and him?

Desperation and internal sexism mostly

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Dating apps never work because they make it really reductive and expects love from like shallow qualities

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I think that’s also why I’m turned off from the concept of dating
I don’t think people inherently suck but I don’t even feel attracted to most people I see, much less remember what they look like, so I don’t see any actual motivation to date someone

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he got 0% on the sexism test he can’t be sexist

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Anata wa baka desu~

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Mean :(

Yeah its about meeting people. You want to meet people. Not to find someone to love just to find friends and youll probably find someone you love along the way. This inexplicably is not a common line of thought

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我會扭轉你的蛋蛋,你會像個女人一樣哭泣

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I can’t tell if this is mocking tutuu or me

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We are both being mocked tutuu

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People want to skip straight to the lovey dovey. Bro you cant even hang out with them why do you want to get a joint checking account

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