Cookie Thread Act 7: Romulus

just got a mustache grooming ad on reddit that used (tw) suicide rates in america to tell me i should buy their product

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mfw

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…how does that even work

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i do that for all movies that aren’t recent

"people who don’t use our product to groom their moustaches

Summary

disconnect themselves because its so ugly"

they didn’t say
they also mentioned cancer
my assumption was that it was like a donation thing?

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when i used to browse reddit i was left with depression. for the sake of happiness i would advise everyone to stay far away. at least the comment section. browse posts if u like but dont open the comments

i don’t i just go to the same meme sites marshal uses

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i think charisma is my strongest trait. im very good at it. i should become shredded and seduce married women like james bond. that’s my dream

…i dont know what your strongest trait is, actually
i’d probably say something like perseverance?

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i can give up easily when something is difficult or hard or annoys me. but ive made it alive so far. so maybe

your strongest trait is your humor

Summary

cool

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perseverance is different from determination or courage
i think i meant it as survivourship but you could also finish something if you set your mind to it

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thats yours strongest

oh i just thought of another funny reply

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(you’re supposed to say it now)

My greatest weakness is perseverance

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huh? why would i do that. you clearly dont appreciate my humour

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competing with empathy

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:weary:

i apologize missy, bad joke from me

please forgive~

tell me the joke please~