Cookie Thread Act 7: Romulus

oh yeah absolutely. Everyone wants something out of a relationship, your view is probably shaped around that

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My mom writes work emails for my dad

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Im a straight homosexual

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[narrator voice] she would later discover that these were, in fact, dates,

(/j)

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read this as straight up and i was like real

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Hug

so when he comes to drop some of her stuff off, he gets on the roof of his car to look over the walls of the hotel my mother is staying at to look at my now father

and he says something degrading about her “dating this smuck now”

she then realized that she loved him, the celebrity lookalike, so much and she thought that he was trying to “teach her a lesson” to not deny him anymore

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Being in a relationship is like if sisyphus thought the boulder was hot

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Im going off the deep end

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I want cuddles out of my relationships smh

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so to stop that she decided to marry my father.

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I’M RIGHT HERE

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Real

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do people expect to gain things from relationships? Like obviously theres the joy of spending time with someone you love but like is there stuff outside of that? Bc like im in a relationship just bc i really like my partner, ifk what people could gain outside of just being happy

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No idea what youre talking about

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Yeah money generally

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Well it’s not like dating is a transaction

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(real)

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theres a lot of things outside that

easier finances most of the time is a big one

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I mean like actual positive relationships, yes people do get into relationsips for malicious reasons

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