Cookie Thread Act 7: Romulus

pip?

i’m a lucky bastard i just state my issues honestly and it seems to work, it’s just dehumanising to have to ennumerate every single way that society has failed me and act like it’s my fault

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personal independence payment. basically, disability benefits

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Oh what the hell

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listen as awful as life has been to me in a lot of ways, i do have a lucky streak in me

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for example: I have the greatest girlfriend in the entire world. stroke of good luck that we ever met

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Given my Rather Autism and my Rather Weakness and as a result of both have zero coordination Frankly I just want transport help more than anything because right now once I hit 22 I fully rely on public transport and taxis without the goverments grace

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I often wonder where I’d be if the series of unlikely events that brought me here didn’t happen

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[pulls up in limo] need a ride?

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actually i lied i wouldn’t drive a limosuine

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[pulls up in car from the 80s that absolutely should have broken down by now] need a ride?

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genuinely every disability i have is because, due to a series of freak circumstances, my foetus was upside down in the womb

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Like as much as I pout and I moan well. As much as I do that internally I dont usually mention it i dont think I think it’s better off that I’m here. If i wasn’t here there’s alot I just, wouldn’t of learnt i dont think

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after i was from my mother’s womb untimely ripp’d, my back came out all fucked up

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Dinnerbone…

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but also here’s the thing. i wouldn’t be disabled, not meaningfully, if society wasn’t based around a deranged idea of productivity that discards any actual productive values

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Is it Ici Issues with Society Hour

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even my back pain wouldn’t be anywhere near as bad if like. public spaces had actually comfortable seating, which they don’t because that would benefit homeless people as well

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any of y’all remember how every year for the past like 3 years i have predicted that my grandparents would die that year?

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