Cookie Thread Act 7: Romulus

Hit your own car when you get one

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I cant drive i failed my exam twice and my lessons multiple times. I gave up

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also unsurprising

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I drank beer early. (around 10 year old my father gave me a cup…) I hate its bitter taste to this day.

I’m fine with literally any other alcohol, but I hate beer to the core.

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Nothing surprises you. You think you have me all figured out. But you couldnt be more wrong … I am an enigma filled with secrets and mysteries. You dont know anything about me …

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@Daeron i am going to pour water on your dumb head

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Excuse me MTG opposers, could you make it sunny here where i live? Thank you

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i mean beer tastes like piss so not surprising

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goated drink

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I wasnt the biggest fan of beer. Im neutral on it now, the normal light beer. I quite like dark beer its usually extra sweet. This one brand i like has a decent amount of sugar and tastes a bit like chocolate or caramel i forgot. In addition to the beer. Its 6.5% alcohol but it doesnt feel like it because of the sweetness

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This is what goes on in your small head 24/7

Did u guys know beer was a massive cultural aspect in ancient egypt. Running out of beer was a valid excuse for people to skip work. They took the day off to brew more

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i mean yeah it was booze or shitwater generally

one didn’t kill you

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I dont think that they were living in slums for antiquity standards. They had plenty of milk too, and imported wine

basically tldr you do not wanna be a BC girlie you’d get murdered by the water

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I never drank piss, so I didn’t know yet that they taste alike.

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I should find a girlfriend who will duo with me in league of legends. We can be a cute e-couple. She can play support and i will play AD Carry. Wish me luck guys

I cant believe I say some of the things I say