he doesnt beat a man in a rooster mask though
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No human can beat an adult chimp. Their muscle fibers are way denser than humans. They rip off faces and body parts. They are psychotic
Gorillas have a bigger strength but even if you upset it it will give you multiple warnings. They break off fights. Theyre constantly starving because their diet consists of mostly grass. They have no energy to fight. A prolonged fight is a death for a gorilla. Chimpanzees cheer on fights within their groups
like chimp is definitively no
i think he has the edge on rooster but it has a chance if it gets him to backpedal
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tutuu are you beating a rooster
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well you watched the documentary. you must be right.
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They are one of the most feral animal
so are human beings but you see a lot of those in photos too
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And what is your source? Cute pictures?
people underestimate birds in general. cockatiels eat nothing but seed and berries and are 2 sauce packets tall and can bite through gloves. a rooster is a fighter. also they go 9 mph easy
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When i was a kid i was scared of roosters. I thought they would eat me
I think i can muster the bravery to fight a rooster now. But id be scared of wetting my pants. Nothing to be ashamed of for wetting yourself - its just survival instinct
they cant fly but because their wings they can jump like hell
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false! .44 Magnum go!
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now i think you get scratched, try to get space on it, it jumps and scratches you some more, you fall on the ground and it blinds you
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Can a small girlie like you shoot such a big gun?
Why so brutal 
you need to scrap with it arms up and just throw your legs out. dont give it access to the face ever. it can sting but you win if you trade
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im being realistic
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do you win against a german Shepard
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i think you die. Super die. so do i though i dont have rooster tech
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A pup - yeah. Adult - i dont know… id be terrified to. It wounds me for sure. If it was feral - it would be bad. If it was normal - maybe i can scare it off