Cookie Thread Act 7: Romulus

Yep!

Do you have birthday cake flavor tbough

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When has that ever stopped america from claiming something

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You can tell they arent made in US cuz the chocolate tastes like chocolate not human excrement like hersheys

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Mainland europe has best chocolate tho i love milka and eastern europe also has random brands that are yummy

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Kubeti Bulgaria

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How many sugar babies could you buy with a job that pays $1 million a month?

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its definetly a good thing lol

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or it would be but tutuu is not normal

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the fuck are you talking about im attracted to goats

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Undertale

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no. GOATs

the only person i love is lebron james god bless

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Why

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Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Lebron… honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire.

You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you’re a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my ownlife it were the only thing that could puta smile on your beautiful face.

You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left clevenland and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell frommy right eye when I watched you win yourfirst ring in miami, because deep down,my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2015 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2016 you made history happen. You came back from 3-1 and I couldn’t believe it.

I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, “CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!” Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you’ve eternally changed my world. And now you’re getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Lebron James.

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Ftr I said “not necessarily” e.g. don’t assume so

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The Bronze Age?
Yeah I know him, he plays for the lakers, right?

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cause it’s a chill life lol

why is being normal a bad thing?

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It isn’t (inherently) I’m just saying that you shouldn’t care excessively about it

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I hate mobile

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well tutuu only cares because he wants to be normal and have a gf or something

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