Cookie Thread Act 7: Romulus

It’s okay tutuu you are part of our family. You didn’t even have to start anything

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yeah you need young workers to work in sweat shops

and to upkeep the old people

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I wish i was adopted

I feel orphanages are scary for a reason

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Having a legal guardian is great, I get free government money because they are using my income vs my aunt/acfual parents income

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i like kids but when they are not mine

i’m perfectly ok taking care of then but being personally invested and paying for their stuff is another story

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Orphanages feel like a topic that I’ll see a Last Week Tonight episode for any day now.

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I have also technically been comitting tax crimes by not reporting the Pell grant income as taxable income but also the government literally doesn’t care either so

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if i had a SO who wanted kids id be like ‘‘ok cool’’ and if she didnt want kids id be ‘‘ok cool’’

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I don’t remember where I can find them. But they wanted to give you ALOT of benefits and are so desperate that 1-child-policy is entirely removed

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It’s only not taxable if you use it for college expenses

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Imagine a spawn of little tutuu goblins invading cookie thread and spamming their bullshit

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Maybe in the future if I actually get into a serious relationship I’ll have a kid but also I don’t really want to take care of a person right now

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please dont make them grow up on the internet

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Oh yeah not being attracted to someone but wanting to be in a relationship with them might be hard this feels like deja vu

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if my SO gave my kid an ipad i will punt them into another dimension

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Whats wrong with that? I grew up on the internet. I turned out fine didnt i?

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none of us did

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May has been using an iPad since 3 year old

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Poor litty kitty, they can barely handle food prep for himself, imagine for THREE

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