Cookie Thread Act 7: Romulus

in dms to me. we were discussing you (only good things) (i pinky promise). he was convinced you were in your 70s. due to the way you post. i laughed and i tried to tell him ur not

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What other stuff were being said about me?

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you hate me :pleading_face:

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we were mercilessly gossiping about you

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What were you mercilessly gossiping about me

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dont speak to me trash. go back to the bin scavenge for food

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fine dining

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how much you like to steal

I already saw this screenshot, you ain’t messing

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And?

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thats all

nighty night fortress of the lies

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goobnite bun bun :heart:

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i think that we should eat chomps in his sleep

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and gnaw on his bones

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But look how innocent this baby bun is

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both of these are quotes my mom used to tell to me when i was a baby and a toddler. she said this to me before i go to bed. then i panic and start crying because i believe her that im going to get cannibalized. and she laughs because she finds it adorable. years later she tells me this and im like wtf

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i love you :heart:

I did hear of this “You are so cute I’m going to eat you” (endearingly)

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