I AM DYING
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update
holy shit
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it’s real
YEP
god is a baseball fan and he wants the rays to play in a different stadium
or at least an open air one
is god a Ms fan
discuss
i’d be shocked
only if god is a “wait it out for the long haul i have an intricate plan” kinda guy
God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won’t tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time .
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I wish god was an attractive woman. Id pray to her then
She could smite me any day
God is a fly. God remembers how many flies yoy have killed. You have killed over 200
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Ive killed God
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They were teying to spread the gospel and you killed them
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Im Tutuu Godslayer
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was The Double a parallel to moses leading the israelites out of egypt
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god is whatever you want it to be
imagine that god is multiple women that like you and want to be cuddled with
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