oh no, I might be neutered by tutuu
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anyway
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How does it feel to not have unromantic attraction anymore
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i’m just wondering how he plans to do it while you’re in the box
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there are some logistical issues here
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sure it wasn’t a zalgo incident
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flip the kitten upside down
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I was thinking of a bulgarian mafia boss evil veterinarian?
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Salad lettuce sucks
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I have one grandma 
and one badma 
that dad wants me to say happy birthday to.
I’m still wondering when will age catch up to the latter
FINALLY someone speaking my language
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Handkerchief
this is the funniest thing i’ve seen all day he put CLEANING AND WHITTLING as his skills im dying
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Inmate
Incarcerated
whittling
TIL i have a mutual connection with a guy who lists “whittling” as a skill on his linkedin
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Who is this Ryan Salami again
I’ve never had warm milk. Hot tea is just superior in every way.
(Their ancestors are british)
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okag but what if you were in a situation that the only way that you were getting out of a locked room involved drinking a dairy product
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Previously worked for a company that did massive financial fraud, got 6.5 years in prison for it
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