Cookie Thread Act 7: Romulus

I don’t get people who say “you will have the same taste in music as you did at 14”. 14 year old would hear this music and call me words I cannot repeat on fortress of lortress. And i’d be like, buddy, you have no idea

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Youtube what the FUCK is this bullshit. WHO DO YOU THINK I AM

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“SHKRELI PLANET” IM SORRY???

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wahhh wahhh people ratted on me for unethical business practices

cope seethe mald

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hello doctor

Martin Shkreli is a son of a bitch
When i finish making fun of him
I bounce on my boy’s dick

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math nerds, tell me, do you ACTUALLY understand the math in this video? It starts easy enough to understand but I always get lost every time i rewatch it

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I KNOW this is the fake one Gar told me about it

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Is May October just a yearly tradition now

ik im repping mets because of post season

once someone gives me a mariners hat and the mets are eliminated im swapping to that

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Has It Not Occurred To You That Shkreli Must Have Spawned Somewhere? Given His Alien Nature I Can Think Of No Better Place For His Origin

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also just realized with ur pronouns you have et al

insane

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You know, the other ones

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I’d write “any” but usually I don’t cause people just theythem that. If you list them all out people give more variety

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Pronouns optimisations and such

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i wish i was a pirate and be free

“do what you want coz a pirate is free” lyric i heard from lazy town song “you are a pirate”

im trying to figure out what sports team this hat is supposed to be for

it has a red brim and blue base but the pixels on the top are whiteish in a reverse L

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When i was a kid i didnt have internet and i spent all day fantasizing about fighting dragons and soldiers and ninjas and my day dreams always ended with them taking me prisoner. It made me feel very safe

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my lawyer has advised me not to give testimony

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