Cookie Thread Act 7: Romulus

she’s a lesbian get fucked lol

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BASED

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nooooooooooooooo why can’t she be for meeee ;-;

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I’m like 99% tutuu has never actually tried getting a gf

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ur 99% correct :joy:

there were 2 girls i invited out on “a date” (questionable? it was me and her in a coffee shop. does it count as a date?) in my first uni. they both said yes which i was a little surprised about because … im me, but we were classmates so maybe it was less date-y? i dunno. things didnt go well with the first girl (shes the serbian girl who said she was a fan of hitler if u guys remember i shared the story). the second girl was nice we remained friends for a lot of years. i havent tried since i dont want to. i had a long distance relationship but never again that was hell

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There’s a simple solution here.

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if i cant get bitches i just become the bitch? ive considered it …

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662tm7av4al71

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Sometimes the solution to someone’s problem is so simple but it’s simply not done
For example me texting my manager

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i might be aromantic

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hehehe :blush:

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bro just be aplatonic the way you going

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ive never heard of that let me google

im not aplatonic i like friends

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…how in the fuck is 3rd girl’s outfit supposed to work

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like what

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the sleeves blend with her skin like fish scales

like jotaro’s hat blends with his hair

I actually wasn’t asking about the sleeves (although those do also make no sense)

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the third girl clearly has z shaped spine syndrome. think before you assume!

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what did u ask about then?