it’s may from the flowers!
hi may!
i dress fancy and slick and smooth
This phrase would translate so awkwardly in Romanian lmao
I didn’t have any but one guy asked for a mountain dew and then spent like five straight minutes trying to repay the guy who gave it to him with literally anything. And the mountain-dew-giver was like a monk. Straight up vow of poverty wanted NOTHING
Did you fix your facial hair
no
No hoes
UNTIL the debtor remembered that the debtee was in fact out of tissues (I ran him out a couple fays ago being illboy sickhead dust allergy) which did in fact work
No hoes before dinner, tutuu
Buy her dinner first, jerkbum
same energy as mom saying no more video games
dammit you copied me
You’re too small for video games
were u 179 cm?
No, tutuu. You are too emotionally small for video games, small and fragile, pet pet
One pico school gameplay and you cease to exist
ur 173 i stalked the information
so i plugged the numbers in a visualizing software and this was the results
this is how we’d look standing next to each other
me on the left, u in the middle, lol on the right