Cookie Thread Act 7: Romulus

dtr over jameis?

yeah i was surprised as well

dtr is ballin tho so

OFFICALLY REPORTED AS AN ACHILLES INJURY

GOD IS GOOD

GOD IS GOOD

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i think the deshaun trade has to go down as the worst in history.

at least the vikings didn’t actively become worse as a result of the herschel walker trade, they remained a lower tier playoff caliber team. herschel walker’s only sin (during his playing career, anyway) was not being the gamechanger the vikings expected him to be.

deshaun watson has actively taken a playoff if not championship caliber browns roster and made it worse.

and none of this even accounts for the moral element

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230 million for 18 games through 3 seasons

l m a o

but yeah this roster was playoff contenders every year if we had a consistent qb that was good

i like kissing girls


full haul of picks we gave up and where everything ended up

legit worst trade in sports history

legit worst contract in sports history

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ok lesbiab

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bit of a skill issue that i haven’t kissed a girl tho

get gayer imo

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true

fuck cincy td

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normally i would be fantasizing about bringing a girl to prom or something
a pity i plan to be gone by that point. [i am lying i don’t care *that* much]

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uh by gone i mean

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Like physically not in the area

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that sounds like i am about to kill myself :skull:

Gasp

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I don’t have such weaknesses

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I genuinely suffer from a problem of just not getting relationships period

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