Internet girls are obsessed about being cat girls and meowing all the time. I thought why. Why is it so prevalent?
I came up with two possibilities:
Girls like to be cute and cats are cute. Nothing deep so far
Cat meowing makes people feel the same way when a human baby cries. Ive read something like that. Thats why cats adapted so well and are the most successful animal species alongside dogs. So this summons the internal maternal instinct of internet girls. It calls to them
more internet guys should think about bunnies they are so cool
I know two dog guys, two bunny guys and two squirrel guys
My favorite animal is the vulture. Its associated with malice but thats quite silly. Its immensely helpful to humans and its pretty resilient. Its the janitor of nature. We praise trees for cleaning up the air but we condemn vultures for cleaning up carcasses full of disease
Youd know something about wearing cat ears
toxoplasmosis
women want to manipulate others into lowering their guard so they can emotionally MANIPULATE unsupecting, innocent people 
my favourite is the rat
look at the state of his character
fucking idiot
NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU H
By order of the court of i said so
you are mandated to have a great birthday
failure to do this will mean i will not send you cat pictures whenever i visit the cat shelter
happy birthday Chloe!
nya
Meow