Mech stuff aside I am actually town.
The reasons for this is plentiful. Spell King backwards and you see the indubitable truth. I know I am proud, yet everyone who is scum knows I am really town which is why I am plausibly town.
Have I made some mistakes? Nayhaps. Yet being King is not easy, no. I fear there are those in this kingdom who wish to take away what is mine. Undue, I am really here to serve the people, yes you : you plebs.
Know that hope will never falter as long as I am your king and lord . True, ** at** times of peril / danger, braniacs such as myself come under a Barrage of Jaded assualts against my Wisdom. But I shall prevail.
Also if I die I am making ghhana king.