[EiMM] Third Way

How tf are we choking this when we are half the players why is bystander suddenly a god

What do you mean choking this

You stop Chomps from visiting. I redirect one of Jane/bystander. Magnus and I weaken the other

It’s litearlly not a problem?

Oh am i panicking for no reason

IDK ask Magnus

Who do i stop chomps from visiting?

Yourself, maybe me

Hippo (Standard 3 MT): Duck
Hippo (Standard 3 MT): Duck
Hippo (Interception): Sutee / Sunflower / Medal
Hippo (Adrenaline): Katze

May (Standard 5 MT): Medal
May (NPC 2 MT): Medal
May (Redirect 3 MT): Medal → Duck
May (Cripple -1 MT): Duck

Magnus (Standard MT 3): Medal
Magnus (Cripple -2 MT): Duck


Sunflower = Chomps
Duck = Bystander (9 damage + Chomps)
Medal = Jane (10 damage + Chomps)

I’m contemplating on whether avoiding Jane is necessary on your front. Jane thinks I’m attacking Medal = Bystander so I’d probably be delayed if anyone, or Hippo but certainly not May…
If Medal is Jane, this is actually ideal. Yeah.

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Chomps’ nonlethal damage doesn’t matter, so I rotated the actions to focus the lethal damage onto a slot which can be killed.
Chomps has no particular reason to lie about blackmailing me, except to make you feel comfortable.

If Chomps idles and dies, nobody really minds either… I think.

I think this game is negatively impacting my life.

May’s the most important slot of us three, but I don’t think they look that way to the rest. Hippo just looks blatantly important, and intercepting me is the preservative option yet ultimately irrelevant since it should fail…

I fucked up my lab real bad today

You shouldn’t be distracting yourself.

I know. And yet

I was on call most of the last two days, you have time to slow down.

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Ok imma sleep if i die just make sure to win together and if another one of u dies just dont let my archnemisis chomps win

Gl gl

Also sorry i wasnt very helpful today had a long day and i reflect that basically everything ive done today has been -ev

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EiMM’s a game which encourages diverse playstyles, with as much or little investment as one can muster. It’s not a substitute for reality, to needlessly sink one’s hours into, not is it a sanctioned competitive event requiring so-called optimal manoeuvres.

This is a roundabout way of saying we don’t need to forgive you for playing poorly or anything, because that implies you are acting in a harmful manner. You’re not; your mere presence is an illuminating reprieve. Take care of yourself, don’t let yourself get down; you’ve been an incredible amount of help, you aren’t contracted to follow any unspoken rules, you’re acting according to your own code and you’re appreciated for it. So thank you, Hippo. Enjoy your respite.

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Remember to submit your actions, May. I’ll let you know if I’m notified about Chomps.
For what it’s worth, just as you would use your own healing ability to masquerade as cooperative, there’s no reason for Chomps to lie over this unless they don’t think we’re in contact. Yeah.