FAM 4: Event Thread

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#1582

that was really funny to me ngl

#1583

@katze and @Hippopablompoyeetus
@neil_the_eel and @Brakuren
@Jane and @jail

Your round 2 starting words are pasture and costume

submit in rolecard or via DMs, you know the drill

#1584

i am dissapointed in the lack of blaseball btw

#1585

i love torture methods i used to look them up

#1586

I know you didn’t know what hte hell Blaseball was!!

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#1587

I wanted to do the whole phrase “chinese water torture” but wasn’t allowed

I thought of baby, but they’re annoying not cruel.

#1588

@Gocj
How you came up with illness?

The rest made sense, I think.

#1589

Not in detail! There were no balks in Blaseball!!!

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#1590

ive heard you talk about it so

#1591

i also
didn’t know hwat a balk was

#1592

Oh boy do I have hte copypasta for oyu

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#1593

mental illness

#1594

my thought process was baby’s dribble and can be neglected which is cruel

#1595

Okay, but how you connect them with helplessness and suicide?

#1596

Balk Rules! Important!

  1. You can’t just be up there and just doin’ a balk like that.
    1a. A balk is when you
    1b. Okay well listen. A balk is when you balk the
    1c. Let me start over
    1c-a. The pitcher is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, batter, that prohibits the batter from doing, you know, just trying to hit the ball. You can’t do that.
    1c-b. Once the pitcher is in the stretch, he can’t be over here and say to the runner, like, “I’m gonna get ya! I’m gonna tag you out! You better watch your butt!” and then just be like he didn’t even do that.
    1c-b(1). Like, if you’re about to pitch and then don’t pitch, you have to still pitch. You cannot not pitch. Does that make any sense?
    1c-b(2). You gotta be, throwing motion of the ball, and then, until you just throw it.
    1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the ball up here, like this, but then there’s the balk you gotta think about.
    1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Balk hasn’t been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn’t typecast as that racist lady in American History X.
    1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse.
    1c-b(2)-b(ii). “get in mah bellah” – Adam Water, “The Waterboy.” Haha, classic…
    1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A balk is when the pitcher makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the baseball and field of

  2. Do not do a balk please.

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#1597

neglect was definitely better than mine

I felt smart for chernobyl in terms of matching but I agree it’s hard to guess.

#1598

ive never blased a ball but ik that fan music for that fandom fucking slaps.

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#1599

@ElizaThePsycho How the fuck does “basketball” relate to “cruelty” even a little

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#1600

Honestly my favorite sport is Snooker/Pool

It’s just really fun and it isn’t outside

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#1601

basketball is a cruel cruel sport…

idk its just the first thing that came into my head