can you not just
vote the wolf 
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I think it was confirmed there was a third party with the illuminati thing? maybe multiball?
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oh lmao
wtf that’s just weird
since it was anon if he’s wolf he can just say he voted eevee and be done with it if they’re w/w right?
molly/sulit/ybw w
jake villa
game solved OwO
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CONFIRMED ILLUMINATI SIGHTINGS!!!
Good evening ladies, gentlemen, and nyanbinary folks. This your local journalist Tess Ardent here with another exciting story. Today we will be focusing on 3 new topics that people have been talking about lately. This is the second installment of Tess Ardent’s Breaking News. Please be aware that Tess Ardent’s budget only allows for 3 breaking news reports a cycle. The third installment will come tonight.
Our first topic was requested by a viewer that goes by the name of @GGhana. Recent investigation shows that King Hippopablompoyeetus has requested that GGhana be arrested, taken out back, and killed by a firing squad. The crimes they committed are unknown at the time, however it is safe to say that they were severe enough that GGhana’s house was burned down. King Hippopablompoyeetus also proceeded to have premarital relations with GGhana’s father. The King also ordered that GGhana’s family farm be salted by GGhana’s ashes.
On our second topic, people have been discussing the secret identity of Tess Ardent. They have even stooped so low to compare a measly News Anchor to The King. Rest assure that Tess Ardent is not as hot or famous as King Hippopablompoyeetus is, and that anyone accusing me of being Tess Ardent is just jealous of how successful I am.
Our third and final topic we shall discuss the growing disturbing rumors of a secret third faction called the Illuminati. I have researched more into the Illuminati and have discovered the that the Illuminati faction has infiltrated Town and Mafia. Despite their name, they aren’t as malicious as their name implies. I have been doing my due diligence asking questions to people close to the Illuminati and have discovered that peaceful cooperation between both factions can be achieved (I can’t ask any more questions today.)
As always, if you want me to discuss future topics in my breaking news segments, please ping @Hippopablompoyeetus and he will communicate with me the topics that you suggest. Thank you and have a wonderful day.
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If you can’t reveal the wolf then who are all your towns?
Yeah, it’s because wolf if definitely on my wagon, not sure which of the 3, but wolf is definitely there
like actually the “oh well i cant argue against these wagons but i wont partake” is so wolfy lmao
No, it would break my post restriction if I hinted at wolf that way.
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Like arctic’s takes on proph and sulit in particular have set off my scumdar a lil bit
that’s because the main reads i care about are consensus and i don’t need to shove them down everyone’s throats right now
there’s no one in the consensus poe that i don’t want to see dead, it more works the other way round where i think there’s people that aren’t in the poe that should be, like atnoname and beancat but i don’t care to throw my shit around at the moment until we get flips, shrug
Maybe.
it would be funny but if i were wolf theyd prob be v/v/v
Itd be unfortunate if you voted everyone except the wolf
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That is good?
How is that bad?
if illuminati sides with town I bake them cookies
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Damn there’s a lotta nothing slots I really wouldn’t miss
Amelia moment
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This doesn’t feel real at all honestly. Not necessarily wolfy though.