benguinedparbecue
Town Child Drowning Sports Fan Peter Singer Enthusiast
You are not a member of a Guild.
You are Sealed.
You are a Communist (you know why).
You begin the game with 1 Child Drowning Charge.
Expert Analysis
Night Action — Key Multitaskable
Submit a prediction of which Guild will have the Advantage at the end of the next Day. If you are correct, gain 1 Child Drowning Charge. If you are incorrect, you may submit a rant at least 250 characters in length bashing your Guild (the Guild you thought would win) for their complete fucking incompetence to be posted immediately, and gain 1 Child Drowning Charge. You may use this action on Night 0. (The desired energy for the rant is absurdist and over the top, not mean. Do not try to include reads or anything else game-related that’s not relevant for the rant. A few example rants can be provided upon request. Note these are not written in the style of benguinedparbeque if that’s what you’re going for.)
Bag Chaser
Passive
We Do Not Endorse the Drowning of Children is Compulsive during N1 (Night 1) because otherwise you would be late for work.
We Do Not Endorse the Drowning of Children
Night Action
Spend 1 Child Drowning Charge to kill a child who is drowning in thread (target player with 30 posts or less made the previous Day).
Morally Justified
Night Action
Spend 1 Child Drowning Charge to kill somebody drowning children in the thread (target player with 400 posts or more made the previous Day).
You are benguinedparbecue, also known (by Arete) as [REDACTED]. Originally recruited from the Quizbowl community, you’ve become a mainstay of the cookie thread. Among members of the Quizbowl community, you’re also known for your extended rants about poorly performing sports teams. In honor of your strong feelings about Peter Singer and his drowning child thought experiment, we’re giving you the opportunity to express your views in the clearest way possible: throwing more children into the pond.
You win when the Mafia and all other threats to the Town have been eliminated.
