if you dropkick me i am going to personally deliver a roundhouse to your jaw
“The overall data for kangaroos was equivalent to that seen in athletic placentals such as dogs and pronghorns. Total skeletal muscle mass was high,being around 50% of body mass , and was concentrated around the pelvis and lower back.”
gl getting back up after said kick
dw i grew up on a farm in texas i’m not gonna let a kangaroo kick my ass
have you ever fought a kangaroo, italy?
same but in mississippi
no but they can’t be much more dangerous than a donkey
dude kangaroos can fuck your shit up
i am fully aware they uh
hurt
but there’s a lot of animals that could probably kill me with a single kick
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a dedicated duck could
birds are the demons of the skies
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as a bird
yes
they have evolved purely to kick the shit out of eachother for a sense of physical superiority
all of them
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birds aren’t real
bird propaganda
yes
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made cover art for game
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it’s lovely
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someone is gonna die as a result of the ferris wheel
it falls off the hinges and just rolls over people like a giant wheel of death
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