Hey wait, dragons like to eat metal
So if we can get the dragons to eat giant metal things and bring them to this room they will just get stuck to the magnet
/imp the imp
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Me go sleep
So there’s my vote for now
pretty sure we don’t fight the dragons in the mountain?
also I think it’s pretty likely just kind of a coinflip
Considering we have a gnomeflinger I think we could just bait them into coming back here by flinging gnomes vaguely and haphazardly in this direction
like do we mess with the imp and potentially make it anger or do we leave it alone and hope it doesn’t mess with us because of that
but idk if we have that kind of control over actions is what I mean
It’s a coinflip where tails is fails because it rhymes, and heads is fail because haha funny
Jk we just haven’t had very good luck yet lol
Realistically, probably not
I’m fine with either action though
If we did, the gnomeflinger itself would already count as a weapon
I’m kind of amazed Rye takes damage from being whacked with a rolling pin by an angry baker gnome but not from being flung into the side of a mountain, only to fall through the floor to the level below
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Welcome to dnd logic
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If I could tell you all the stupid ways I’ve died in games
Surprisingly despite the nerdcord party being incredibly dysfunctional
We’re all alive
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Why can’t Rye just bake himself a huge bread roll
Serves as shock-absorbent armor but also as a means of rapid transportation by rolling
Presumably lack of materials
Not like the fuckin baker is gonna help
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Point taken
He’s probably not allowed to borrow a bakery either