Fortress Plays Imps - 10000, Gnomes - 100, Dragons - 0 (Game Over (for now))

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#601

I don’t think we can win from here because we’re the 11 unluckiest personalities that rye can have
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

#602

We got the true ending wdym

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#603

Near flawless if we hadn’t gone to the Bakery first

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#604

if only the dwarves gave a us a guide along with the backpacks

#605

shoulda gone for the magic crystals

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#606

We need to kill everyone

#607

Oh and let’s do this

#608

Lmao

I mean I’m all for going out with a bang and exploding an armorless Rye as well to restart

Whatever is fine

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#609

I guess we know which choices to make next time
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Don’t roll dice lmao

#610

It’s not that we’re bad
It’s more that our rng sucks which makes us bad by proxy

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#611

Idk if I’ll be back before the next decision window but I’m fine with either restarting immediately or trying to blow ourselves up in order to restart

#612

Im all for culling the weak
But this isn’t a problem of weakness of the physical variety

#613

Weakness of the die-rolling variety

#614

I do acknowledge that metaphysical strength is reliant on the ability to bribe Osie into giving good rolls
But personal pride prevents that

#615

For in doing so I would break my geas (to be a massive asshole for no reason) for minimal gain

#616

I wonder if we could have possibly found another event THIS bad anywhere else this early

#617

like holy cow is that truly awful

#618

Yea, don’t mess with the imp mafia

#619

avoid the imps they’re all powerful

#620

We could have gone to the dark and fallen down a pit I imagine and broken most of bones