Also valid
I just like the idea of throwing baguette spears tbh
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Oh no what have I incited
Actually we can just have a roast battle with the dragon
Dragon breathes fire
Baker proceeds to make dragon feel so bad that it cries and autoloses
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Just change reality into a dating sim and access your inner bard
based
you have awakened the dragon
Heck, we can even use the dragon’s flame to metalwork a quick weapon or two if we want something sturdier than baguettes
Spoiler: There is nothing sturdier than baguettes, haha get rekt
actual analysis mode
We are the virgin
No armor
Doesn’t spit fire ass lyrics (talks slow)
Can’t space suplex
Needs 11 idiots to control them
Chad Dragon
One-shots scrubs
Doesn’t need armor; has NANOMACHINES, SON
Lyrics so fire they manifest into actual fire
Can space suplex
Controlled by algorithms (superior machines)
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We need to:
hire hideo kojima to give us superpowers
Go to the gym
consume the essence of all the legendary rappers in history
win a royal rumble while being the first entry
code a better system of control
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in short:
nest: only for giga sigma chads (we are not giga sigma chads, we are gammas)
cold: not funny enough
bottle: unironically good
plant: nukes or carnivorous plants
logical pick is armory because that helps us for rest of game
explosives is the objective strongest but is uniquely crap early on
Wait I didn’t even see the Bakery
our bakery was destroyed in vietnam
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Who cares Magnet supremacy
yes that’s why we don’t go there
We should go to the bakery to get in touch with our roots
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the gnomes are dumb fucking shit gremlins but I assume they possess object permanence
so when they want armour they to the armoury
so therefore all of the armour they know they have will be in the armoury
so going to the armoury would be a waste of time because we’d just be scratching ourselves because every time we found something the gnomes would go “weknowyoudumbbitchyoufuckingcretin”
you see apprentice
we can’t do that
because you are the soy wojak
