Fortress Plays Imps - 10000, Gnomes - 100, Dragons - 0 (Game Over (for now))

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

I mean…
we can’t not shoot the cannon right?

I’m mildly curious about the statues, because what if there like target dummies that show us dragon weakpoints

and are the tanks, actual tanks?
or are they just like gas tanks or something like that?

I’m also very curious about the tunnels

we either blow it up now, or it blows up later.

Combining these, we get the requisite numbering for testing. (C’mon with actually submitting an action instead of randomizing!)

46D

The gnomish engineer shows you how to aim the thrower at a clear space in the back of the cavernous chamber. Then he loads it with a “chunk.” Roll the die.

Die Result: 4

71I

Following the engineer’s directions, you aim the device and press a red button. “Duck!” yells the gnome, and all the other gnomes in the cavernous cham- ber fall to the floor, their hands over their ears. Then you find out why—the chunk thrower, instead of sending its projectile off with a roar, explodes with a tremendous bang, doing 10 points of damage to your powered armor.

The engineer comes running over—from where he had jumped to just as you pressed the button—and says, “My, oh my. I guess I had my figures wrong. Maybe it’s that it works only 26.52 per cent of the time and explodes the rest of the time. Going to have to work on that!”

Your ears ringing, back to exploring (or leaving) the armory…

If you are free to explore this chamber, you may investigate the:

  • cannons
  • crossbow in center
  • tanks at back
  • knights in armor
  • guns at lower left
  • draconian statues
  • tunnel at back right
  • tunnel at back center
  • tunnel at back left

I will be checking in between 2022-01-24T08:00:00Z and 2022-01-24T22:00:00Z. If a decision is not made by that latter time, one will be randomized for you. As before, if you are certain on a decision, one player should declare it and tag me in their post. If over 50% (including the declarer) of the initial players like that post, I will take that decision as final. You may still like posts if you are not one of the initial players, but your like will not weigh into the vote unless you have been part of the discussion since the most recent decision point (i.e. this post).

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20 days remain.

Chamber # Short Description
76 The Armory

Other Notes:

Rye Character Bookmark

Rye, the Baker

10/10 HP

0/30 possible other HP

30/40 Armor HP

Unarmored Strike: 1 dmg on 3 or less
Armored Strike: 5, then 7, then 10 dmg on 8 or less

Personal Weapons Dmg #
Blah #

Other Objects Carried:

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/investigate guns
@Osieorb18

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Told you it would explode… Lol

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zoinks that was a fast decision

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34B

You find a small, wooden rack holding several peculiar gnomish devices that, unlike everything else in this chamber, look small enough to be held when used.

Using the Gnomish Machinery Figure-Out Chart, aiming for B…

Gnomish Machinery Figure-Out Chart

Roll: 12 → I

“Your armor malfunctions and you fail to strike successfully in your next two combat turns.”

Options: Continue figuring out, or go back to exploring the armory?

I will be checking in between 2022-01-24T04:30:00Z and 2022-01-24T18:30:00Z. If a decision is not made by that latter time, one will be randomized for you. As before, if you are certain on a decision, one player should declare it and tag me in their post. If over 50% (including the declarer) of the initial players like that post, I will take that decision as final. You may still like posts if you are not one of the initial players, but your like will not weigh into the vote unless you have been part of the discussion since the most recent decision point (i.e. this post).

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20 days remain.

Chamber # Short Description
76 The Armory

Other Notes: Two failed armor roles coming up.

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F

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Ohhhh, finally we get to do something with that chart

Hmmm yeah, bad result

But we can continue trying to figure out stuff. Hmmm. Worth it?

I think we still go from I if we continue though, right?

We should just attack a gnome a couple times :slight_smile:

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/continue figuring out
@Osieorb18

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Too bad there isn’t a Punchbag Bob or something here that we could just attack and fail to hit

we truly can’t roll any worse

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I smell anarchy time

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Roll: 3 → A

Nothing happens.

Options: Continue figuring out, or go back to exploring the armory?

I will be checking in between 2022-01-25T02:00:00Z and 2022-01-25T08:00:00Z. If a decision is not made by that latter time, one will be randomized for you. As before, if you are certain on a decision, one player should declare it and tag me in their post. If over 50% (including the declarer) of the initial players like that post, I will take that decision as final. You may still like posts if you are not one of the initial players, but your like will not weigh into the vote unless you have been part of the discussion since the most recent decision point (i.e. this post).

Mt Nevermind Worksheet

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20 days remain.

Chamber # Short Description
76 The Armory

Other Notes: Two failed armor roles coming up.

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