why don’t we just get on here and leave
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wait
we don’t have money
how will we get crunk
commit crimes
if we marry the dragon we can get a prenup and life insurance and then poison them with cyanide if they don’t want a dragon divorce
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were they’re general we better get that stuff for free
FPG flowchart:
explosives blow up when in contact with fire
cover yourself in fire
wait until we get explosives
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drivorce
what’s the draconic legal system
valid
STEP 1: eat gnome
I am the milkman
My milk is delicious
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malk
get your head out of the gutter
it’s a psychonauts reference
malk is delicious fuck you
nectar of the warth
earyh
fuck
speaking of psychonauts:
/blow up the nearest gnome, saying ligma balls while doing so
sigma balls