Fortress Plays Imps - 10000, Gnomes - 100, Dragons - 0 (Game Over (for now))

why don’t we just get on here and leave

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wait
we don’t have money
how will we get crunk

commit crimes

if we marry the dragon we can get a prenup and life insurance and then poison them with cyanide if they don’t want a dragon divorce

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were they’re general we better get that stuff for free

@osieorb18

is gay marriage legal in this world

FPG flowchart:

explosives blow up when in contact with fire
cover yourself in fire
wait until we get explosives

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drivorce

what’s the draconic legal system

valid

STEP 1: eat gnome

I am the milkman
My milk is delicious

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malk

get your head out of the gutter
it’s a psychonauts reference

malk is delicious fuck you

nectar of the warth

earyh

fuck

speaking of psychonauts:

/blow up the nearest gnome, saying ligma balls while doing so

sigma balls