[Game Thread] Morbtainado - Morbfia EPIC win

[thepigeonnyc]

I’m often wrong and I don’t want to look like I’m trying to get the whole world killed as a wolf would

[Zorvo]

@PoisonedSquid

Do you think it’s likely that Eliza and Leafia are part of a wolf team?

@thepigeonnyc

I do
Eliza does feel like she’s trying to hard-defend Leafia

I mean it’s not that I haven’t got that thought from reading Eliza’s post.

I also agree with Eliza’s post in the sense Leafia is always gonna be wolfy so a weak case doesn’t mean shit.

[Mistyx]

psychoanalysis is >rand villagery and i think magnus’s first point on leafia has merit, more than anything else posted against her

with that said i havent played with leafia recently enough to state whether that falls into the range of “Leafia is just Like That” & all my brain can come up with on that topic is ephiphenomenalism moment

[Zorvo]

@ElizaThePsycho

im not i just think the reasoning is dumb

Like this is way more of a town saying this rather then a wolf defending a wolf.

I know this is reachy but dare I say Squid and Pigeon’s conversation were wolf theatre.

[Mistyx]

oh yeah i think eliza is probably >rand v too

[Mistyx]

achro zorvo pigeon

mehhhh

[Zorvo]

@PoisonedSquid

@Jaiden

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD EVENING GENTLEPEOPLE.
To all the people meeting me for the first time, hello there! I am Jaiden, the great deceiver! If you were planning to read me this game, I suggest you stop now. Or don’t. I’ll win either way. If there is one thing I am well known for it is being hard to read and if you ever think you have a lock on me it is SHEER LUCK. For the record, I do plan on using the entirety of the post cap per day. I will be getting the full Morbtainado experience. I have already watched Morbius™ 172 times in preparation for this, using 2 monitors, 2 phones, 2 TVs and a Wii U™ gamepad via a pirated copy of the movie in 180p I found on Reddit™. I am fearless. I am prepared. I am Jaiden. In all honesty, I expected this game to take a while to start, I’m fairly used to delays snowballing given my home communities. It is quite a nice change of pace to have games start on time. Also to note, I have also already adjusted to this site’s customs, and I will be fitting in very, very well. Each and every post I make will be completely serious with just a hint of sass and you will love every second of it. My last game was a fluke on the scum side. While I did have very good reads (as always) putting the scum down to 3 people, I was not able to use my wit and charming personality to sway the votes of the people due to me not knowing Zorvo’s true identity. If I knew who Zorvo was I would’ve immediately gotten them hammered. They would’ve went from most likely scum to lockscum. My reads on them are flawless. You will not be seeing such inaccuracies from me ever again. I will be reading every single post and I will have flawless opinions for every single post. I will be playing at 100% with no drawbacks. No setbacks. No handicaps. I will be causing pure destruction perfectly reading every single scum in the game. Without reading a single post I can tell you who the scum are: thepigeonnyc and Apocryphal. That is just how good I am. Speaking of my Wii U™ gamepad, did you know when I started playing forum mafia I played on just that? A Wii U™ gamepad? If you ever see a post from me anywhere from before late 2019 it was written with a stylus. In my opinion that’s one of the best ways to play mafia. In the old days me and my fellow gentlepeople would play mafia by sending round a notebook via mail. I always won. My handwriting was simply too impeccable to lie against. If I could use my fountain pen in this thread? I would’ve won before the game started. You may of noticed I only have talked about my townplay. That is for one simple reason. I am town, and if I wasn’t town I would still be indistinguishable from town. If you have 2 computers, and on one computer there is a person talking to you live and in the other is a perfect AI replica of that person with memories and all, you have to treat them both like they’re the real person. This is the same as me as scum in mafia. You must treat me as town as to anyone but myself I am town. My mafia play is just that good. As for my other scum tricks, it is for the best I don’t tell you them. Don’t want to give you all ideas that you can defeat me, do I? News flash: You can’t. You have lost and I have won. As for the people I do know in this game, I doubt any of you read any of that. That’s why I put this at the end. So you would see it. I request you stay out my way. That is all. I will now read up on the thread so I will see you all shortly. Thank you. Good day.

Okay yeah, this is just a giant shitpost. Why did my brain assume that it’d lead to big brained scum finding? Hnggh

Dude like….
Who finds scum on their entrance post?

[Zorvo]

You trying to say it’s some game plan to find wolves better?

[Jaiden]

that gameplan is called me townrolling

[thepigeonnyc]

@Zorvo

Like this is way more of a town saying this rather then a wolf defending a wolf.

I have to disagree here
To me, this looks like a Wolf trying to simultaneously distance from and defend a partner

[Mistyx]

literally no one does that ever what

[Zorvo]

@Jaiden

interesting
you’ve changed since we’ve last played
I mean yeah, people tend to do that over multiple years but still
interesting
it appears my flawless meta reads I am so well known for may be inconsistent.

@PoisonedSquid

Nothing stands to me too much so far since I speedran some post reading, but I’m betting that’ll change as people post more

give me one take right now
i dont care what it is it can be about anything as long as it’s right now
i trust you

Dude, Eragon went from rookie, Mafia God, to Retired.

So yeah Mist has came a long way and she has done a good job on improving their overall play.

[Jaiden]

zorvo is the definition of “so true bestie”

@Zorvo

Dude, Eragon went from rookie, Mafia God, to Retired.

So yeah Mist has came a long way and she has done a good job on improving their overall play.

i meant as a person
personality and play are deeply intertwined you know

[Zorvo]

@May

Do you suspect Leafia more than Eliza or are you just interested in consolidating vote trains?

This is a good question response and would also like to know the answer.

[Zorvo]

@thepigeonnyc

@May

are you just interested in consolidating vote trains

It’s this
Also I feel most confident in reads that are shared with others than jumping out with my own reads which always leads to disaster

I mean that’s fair.
But this is Leafia we are talking about.

[Jaiden]

@Mistyx

i think kanave magnus jaiden v

were you aware that you were voting magnus

[Mistyx]

yeah it was for not being a true morbhead

[May]

I think being wrong on the internet is a key tenet of social deduction games, but it’s fair to be wary of it, I guess. Refusing to make your own points does make you much harder to analyze in general, and if your points are bad, people just… won’t listen to them, and won’t vote that way.

[Jaiden]

my sister in christ we have left rvs and you are now townreading magnus

[May]

He said he was interested in consolidating vote trains, and provided no further information