[Game Thread] Morbtainado - Morbfia EPIC win

[PoisonedSquid]

Do you think it’s likely that Eliza and Leafia are part of a wolf team?

[thepigeonnyc]

I do
Eliza does feel like she’s trying to hard-defend Leafia

[ElizaThePsycho (Willow)]

im not i just think the reasoning is dumb

[Jaiden]

@PoisonedSquid

As much as I would love to do that, I need to make sure I don’t AtE because man… I did that quite a bit back that.

can’t relate and no one here can say otherwise at all

@Apocryphal

My posting habits have steadily gotten more spammy as time goes on as I more and more play forum mafia more like how I do Longform Discord Mafia

i suggest you be weary to not lose your posts traveller

[ElizaThePsycho (Willow)]

@ElizaThePsycho

i will admit the tmi-ing self vilager part is wolfy but like

literally said this

[PoisonedSquid]

@Jaiden

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD EVENING GENTLEPEOPLE.
To all the people meeting me for the first time, hello there! I am Jaiden, the great deceiver! If you were planning to read me this game, I suggest you stop now. Or don’t. I’ll win either way. If there is one thing I am well known for it is being hard to read and if you ever think you have a lock on me it is SHEER LUCK. For the record, I do plan on using the entirety of the post cap per day. I will be getting the full Morbtainado experience. I have already watched Morbius™ 172 times in preparation for this, using 2 monitors, 2 phones, 2 TVs and a Wii U™ gamepad via a pirated copy of the movie in 180p I found on Reddit™. I am fearless. I am prepared. I am Jaiden. In all honesty, I expected this game to take a while to start, I’m fairly used to delays snowballing given my home communities. It is quite a nice change of pace to have games start on time. Also to note, I have also already adjusted to this site’s customs, and I will be fitting in very, very well. Each and every post I make will be completely serious with just a hint of sass and you will love every second of it. My last game was a fluke on the scum side. While I did have very good reads (as always) putting the scum down to 3 people, I was not able to use my wit and charming personality to sway the votes of the people due to me not knowing Zorvo’s true identity. If I knew who Zorvo was I would’ve immediately gotten them hammered. They would’ve went from most likely scum to lockscum. My reads on them are flawless. You will not be seeing such inaccuracies from me ever again. I will be reading every single post and I will have flawless opinions for every single post. I will be playing at 100% with no drawbacks. No setbacks. No handicaps. I will be causing pure destruction perfectly reading every single scum in the game. Without reading a single post I can tell you who the scum are: thepigeonnyc and Apocryphal. That is just how good I am. Speaking of my Wii U™ gamepad, did you know when I started playing forum mafia I played on just that? A Wii U™ gamepad? If you ever see a post from me anywhere from before late 2019 it was written with a stylus. In my opinion that’s one of the best ways to play mafia. In the old days me and my fellow gentlepeople would play mafia by sending round a notebook via mail. I always won. My handwriting was simply too impeccable to lie against. If I could use my fountain pen in this thread? I would’ve won before the game started. You may of noticed I only have talked about my townplay. That is for one simple reason. I am town, and if I wasn’t town I would still be indistinguishable from town. If you have 2 computers, and on one computer there is a person talking to you live and in the other is a perfect AI replica of that person with memories and all, you have to treat them both like they’re the real person. This is the same as me as scum in mafia. You must treat me as town as to anyone but myself I am town. My mafia play is just that good. As for my other scum tricks, it is for the best I don’t tell you them. Don’t want to give you all ideas that you can defeat me, do I? News flash: You can’t. You have lost and I have won. As for the people I do know in this game, I doubt any of you read any of that. That’s why I put this at the end. So you would see it. I request you stay out my way. That is all. I will now read up on the thread so I will see you all shortly. Thank you. Good day.

Okay yeah, this is just a giant shitpost. Why did my brain assume that it’d lead to big brained scum finding? Hnggh

[Jaiden]

DONT QUOTE THE ENTIRE THING OH NO

[May]

Do you suspect Leafia more than Eliza or are you just interested in consolidating vote trains?

[Magnus]

@Mistyx

i have no idea how you think playing mafia is objectively more stressful than playing town

@Jaiden

FLAME WAR FLAME WAR FLAME WAR

I’d rather not come to blows over this. Significant lies puts the brain into a state of heightened alert, and activates the limbic system, the same area in the brain which activates the “fight or flight” reflex.

[Jaiden]

@PoisonedSquid

Okay yeah, this is just a giant shitpost. Why did my brain assume that it’d lead to big brained scum finding? Hnggh

I can’t believe I made you read that twice
Can you write an essay on it now please
I swear theres some juice to it if you look hard enough

[Apocryphal]

I’m about to be gone for possibly close to 24 hours, it doesn’t matter that much

[Jaiden]

@Magnus

@Mistyx

i have no idea how you think playing mafia is objectively more stressful than playing town

@Jaiden

FLAME WAR FLAME WAR FLAME WAR

I’d rather not come to blows over this. Significant lies puts the brain into a state of heightened alert, and activates the limbic system, the same area in the brain which activates the “fight or flight” reflex.

VOTE: Magnus
shut up

[Magnus]

I took Psychology classes for this.

[Jaiden]

@Magnus

I took Psychology classes for this.

and I am your final boss.

[Apocryphal]

Anyway, good night everyone, got a long fucking day ahead for me tomorrow for work

[thepigeonnyc]

@May

are you just interested in consolidating vote trains

It’s this
Also I feel most confident in reads that are shared with others than jumping out with my own reads which always leads to disaster

[Zorvo]

@Leafia

I’m up for that. Probably won’t be as posty either due to the postcap. Hopefully I get the gun D3 so I can misshoot and end up dying, clearing someone else of being a wolf. Giggles

I just read the OP now and realized there is a gun mechanic.
Kinda cool.

[Jaiden]

@Magnus

Significant lies puts the brain into a state of heightened alert, and activates the limbic system, the same area in the brain which activates the “fight or flight” reflex.

[May]

What kind of disaster do you mean? Just that you’re often wrong, or something else? I’m not familiar with anyone here’s history as a player, so I’m probably going to be asking a bunch of questions of this sort, sorry in advance

[Zorvo]

@Leafia

He’s actually masons with me.

I CC.
Me and Misty are Masons.