GOAT^2 - Game Thread (5/15) - Day 6 - Mafia wonnered

Hello, everyone! My typical style of playing forum mafia games is “forget it exists for at least 12 hours after gamestart and only come back once everyone’s out of RVS”, which I unfortunately cannot do authentically because I made sure to bookmark this one to prevent that from happening. Terrible stuff. Really disappointing. Now I have to legitimately engage with the game. I’m going back to forgetting next time.

Nothing anyone says is real until they puts a vote down, so I’ll toss a VOTE: KingTroll out there.

What we’ve got to keep in mind is that posting is a limited natural resource in this kind of game. Non-renewable. There’s only so many posts we get as a collective, and it’s up to all of us to be responsible and not waste the precious gifts given to us from above. How else will we make the thread completely unbearable? If everyone did these sorts of single-character posts, the thread’s read time would be disgustingly low; we’re only at 9 minutes as of now.

KingTroll is throwing those precious posts out the window! He has no concern for conservation… he’s destroying the environment one winky face at a time. I cannot stand for this kind of wastefulness… those who play on my home server, which is nobody here, because I’m one of the only people who plays mafia outside there, know of my true and deep anti-littering beliefs. :do_not_litter:

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:lemon:

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so true

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UNVOTE May

I’m back! Just an fyi I might type and or speak differently

Just trying to do better with my mood basically this game so please try not to make anything out of any sort of weirdness in my speech

Anyway: something tells me to feel uncomfortable about May voting someone for “wasting their posts”

Yes. Even if it’s level 0. Don’t like it. >_>

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VOTE: May

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I was going to open with a statistics post, damn you.
Anyway, I have no right being online as early as I am, but just throw a few reasons around why you’re better than your neighbours while I read the thread.

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(The deep and true anti-littering beliefs are that once, when I was silenced for a day, I reacted to every post in the general channel from the last few days with :do_not_litter:, and also all of the rules, and also all of the announcements, because it was the least useful emoji I spotted at a glance. It’s the silencing emote now, and also the May nonsenseposting one. :do_not_litter:)

You know how I work. You’re locktown, forever. But you were in the last game where I did and announced that I automatically trust people who vote me in RVS… so could this be a play… but would that be too obvious? :eye: We will see.

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The use of emojis in your posts give me Silviu vibes Lmao

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Sometimes you have to post a little :framed_picture: image to indicate that something you are discussing is :exclamation: very important. It’s just like a :video_game: video game character.

So, :star2: chunks, huh?

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unlucky number 13 post

anyway I can do with twenty posts what your standard Mafia player can do with two hundred

I think I have one read btw consider this the vaguest breadcrumb that means absolutely nothing and actually makes me look scum

By the way, I dare to call YBW’s opening post NAI. Everyone knows she spent the last hour prior to daystart typing it up on a whim to look towny, and going to that extra effort legitimately has a bad look. Nullscum, for sure. I dare to disagree.

Other than that, no tangible reads. Nobody has given a reason yet.

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yooo you know what this reminds me of. hat in time

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I need to replay that game sometime. Good one.

I would say that I’m not better than my neighbors, honestly. I haven’t really done proper interaction with the game - and, of course, that’s largely just because there’s very little to interact with right now. I think my tone is town me, but that’s coming from an incredibly biased source, and it’s not like you (well, anyone, really) know much about what mafia me looks like.

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Somebody die already.

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Were my statistics correct I have literally no idea

My neighbors in number order are eliza and molly. Eliza I’m better than bc I found out I was trans before her AND I’m better than splatoon than her. (game-wise I remember getting a small meh feeling from her earlier but don’t remember my exact reasoning)

Molly posted once and also has a baller PFP but my opening post is way cooler and also my pfp could beat up her pfp (sorry amity)

It literally proves I’m town also it was more like 6-7 hours before daystart I’ll have you know.

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I wanna say this ain’t W/W.

The Pre-Typed Post is exactly NAI so I disagree.

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@Zorvo – can you explain your brad read any more than you have here?

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As it stands right now my reads are not that strong I think things will become more clear to me later.
Those are GTH Town Reads though mainly from vibes, Gamestate and posts.
@mollylikesorigami

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you’re literally me but worse ):<

i am choosing to be gullible and believing the line about eliza

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