OH YEAH I REMEMBER THE DERPS ONE
that shit was fucking hilarious honestly
what was 4-3 again
geyde just said lmao
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didnt eevee like game on derps essentially
Ok, but real talk, how do I play this game?
gghana very obviously killed himself for basically no reason
the mastermind made it look like a break and enter
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it was apprentice
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somebody link the DR5 OP
but haha funny mm suicide
we solved it so fast I caught him hopping out of the vent
Earlier I was reading this on my phone and had the sudden concern that if something happened to me like an accident and someone took a look at my phone, they would immediately notice I was reading something titled “How To Commit Murders That Don’t Suck” 
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Mhm. Akari Ito. Now a DR OC of mine thanks to Alice.
Honestly I worked out it was a suicide attempt which is why I worked the angle.
And I felt so sorry for Marsh in the chat after I won, I was just trying to do what I think Akari would’ve done which was basically ‘First do no harm - Actually look for the antidote and try to do good’ ‘Second, ‘administered’ go brrrrr’
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I replaced in JUST to get Among Us’d
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Also I guess now I get to re-update my DR record:
DR1: Chapter 2 successful adminstered poison kill - Prevented a suicide victory - Couldn’t figure out that the antidote was the ‘antivenom’
DR2: Kunaigeddon’d Chapter 1 - I died while I slept and woke up to basically reading everyone that was in the room with me at the time being like ‘We all need to leave, PKR, leave’ and this taught me sleep is bad
DR3: Endgamed loss against the Mastermind, I made some good allies in this game, tastes the despair that was vanilla ice cream and as usual was big brain but failed to make the connections. Vote Emilia instead of Amelia iirc.
DR4: Was killed chapter 4 by a damn baseball bat and a drill turning me into a watermelon
DR5: Was killed chapter 4 by Among Us - Ink combinations, after trying to put on a pink suit and set up a rube goldberg machine as part of the chapter’s motive.
Notes: Enjoys Poison, Loves Wildcards, Likes having allies but often chooses poor ones (E.G. DR4 and DR2). Gained an obsession with Kunais but will be forever scared of them
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Now, I want to play this.
The main issue is that there is no way I would not get killed.
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We don’t remember Chapter 2 DR3.
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Can I reserve a DR placement?
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I will always remember and always internally scream but I’m still happy I trusted Marsh 
Mate it’s like 5 months away
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Who says we can’t fill the game 5 months early from signups?
We do enjoy pre-signups in DRs
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