King of the Castle 2: Litten is King: Game Thread (GAME CANNED)

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#2064

“The church is essential to our kingdom. I trust that you’ve been using the funds to nourish it?”

#2065

Archbishop: Yes, well, you see, it’s all in our budget. Which is somewhere. The clerks deal with it.

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#2066

Name 3 things on the budget

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#2067

Archbishop: … the clerks deal with it.

#2068

but you deal with the clerks right? so surely you made the budget

#2069

so of course you would know what goes on that budget

#2070

Archbishop: A lot of funding goes towards more local churches of the Ninth.

#2071

Thats 1

#2072

(Dance Eliza!!! improv!)

#2073

Archbishop: How many times do I need to tell you that the clerks deal with it?

#2074

You know… if the king told his people… he doesnt make the decision’s, the noble’s deal with it… would that go down well?

#2075

i suggest taking a bit more care in the church… due to it being the main reason for your position

#2076

Archbishop: … I thought the peasants already knew that

#2077

well clearly after the last decision that went through. some of them do not

#2078

He nods gravely.

“Very well. Have health, your holiness.”

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#2079

(Eliza this archbishop sounds like the old australian PM. which is not a compliment)

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#2080

(yeah the joke is that he’s super obviously corrupt in this scene)

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#2081

(VOTE: Option D)

#2082

(Oh yeah the global warming budget? yeah just put the last 20 percent of it to future people. they can make the rest of the budget. its their future)

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#2083

(so are all the nobles
this is like the point)

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