(Need to recheck names)
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They should all be in the OP
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āIāve been having my advisors scout out this council member for a while, looking into their purchase habits and eating habits. Count Marissa came here today with a plan to convince you that frog people didnāt exist, because they are a frog person! Thatās right! Marissa, what do you have to say for yourself?
(Note this was actually planned)
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The peasants angry faces get angrier. Notably, Marissa is standing without bodyguards.
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Dear Grandees, let me now swiftly address these allegations. I am not a frog person. I am, however, a hostage of theirs. They have threateaned my life and my families if I did not keep their secret safe!
(Wait I thought we discussed this)
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I dmed her dw
The real Frogā¦ the one you should truly worry aboutā¦ is the KING HIMSELF!
āWhat type of normal human being orders toads or pigeons and then proceeds to murder them or have them mysteriously disappearā
See, there was a conspiracy. Frog people had infiltrated the ranks of the nobles. And, on one fateful night, they came up with a plan. Throw the king into the river, and replace him with their frog ruler!
The real King Litten is down at the bottom of the river.
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We are testing new fertilizations methods. Ones that, I believe, the Grandees are beginning to feel the effects of with their prosperous farms? Have I not always been committed to farming?! I love farms!
āIf the true king is down in the river, then surely yoy would have no problem being thrown in there to bring the body up?ā
I cannot swim. I haveā¦ an alternative proposition. One to prove my status asā¦ not a frog. Only if you are willing to do the same.
WHAT DO YOU THINK, GRANDEES? WOULD YOU LIKE US TO PROVE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL?
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āI SAY WE THROW THEM IN THE RIVER. FROG PEOPLE CAN CLEARLY SWIM. IF THEY CAN SWIM, ITS CLEAR EVIDENCE THEY ARE A FROG PERSONā
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The messengersā murmuring grows louder.
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I can prove it much faster. Right here, in fact. Letās do this, once and for all.
Marissa pulls out an incredibly sharp scythe, and hands it to her lone advisor
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āOh dear god, the frog person is going rabid.ā
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Frog arms have a distinctly different biology from Human arms. I am willing to offer mine for study, to clear my name. King Litten, will you do the same?
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All hell breaks loose upon hearing these words. The peasants start rioting, attempting to make their way to the stage; some to grab Litten, others to grab Marissa. +2 All Defiance.
The Honor Guard swiftly forms a formation around Litten, though a few guard Marissa instead. Evidently they are more loyal to the Counts than to the King.
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Peasant: YEAHHH!!! WE KNOW WHAT YOU ARE!!!
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