You
Remember how I made myself sick from cooking bacon
I’m cooking bacon for other people now
I’m so sorry to anyone who I make bacon for I’m bad at flipping
The bacon looks so bad but I’m being told I’m doing it right
I think I’m just cursed
Sad kitty bad at making bacon
new period of time documented: the tutuu year, which is 9 days shorter than a typical year
Pope Gregory XIII and Julius rolling in their graves
Wait i messed up the number
hi queers
wanna listen to music
Sorry im in bed and tired im almost adleep
bitch
bitch
i was genuinely planning on dming you asking what i should get tutuu to listen to and pretend its my music taste
these bitches boutta be listening to mortal man
the only issue with that is ive listened to mortal man so i cant bullshit
have u made 22 listen to tpab
not yet we barely got through all my trip hop bangers
lmk when you do and if im free ill hop in
i will recite the poem
Happy mew years
Happy new year!