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do you think you’d survive 5 nights at freddy’s
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only the base 5 nights from 1

real time 12-6

personally i’d think i’d die on night 4

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I don’t think they’re going to confuse some puffy pink plushie with a nose bigger than paris with an exoskeleton

How bad is the RNG?

same as ingame

Animatronic movement (or rather their movement speed) is random throughout the first game. You could theoretically have Bonnie warp to your door on Night 1 and never move away for the rest of the night. Similarly, you could also have nobody move ever during the first five nights and have no fun.
Just to clarify you meant the average, expected results, though.

fnaf 1 can be beaten 100% of the time by a knowledgable enough player

if you can’t survive the bonnie attack thats a skill problem

I don’t think Foxy kill or 1FPS are applicable to real life? If we’re accounting for everything as depicted in the game, nobody survives because you canonically play as a zombie.

wow. spoilers.

isnt it canon the animatronics attack you because they think youre your dad

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the route i was describing was glitchless

Where is the milk, dad

real life doesn’t have any frames, open camera and win

100% of the time? i know you can prevent foxy and Freddy to a degree but if the other two sit at your door what can you really do

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also in real life i dont think we can open and close cameras like that

im pretty sure this is actually impossible

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