Last poster before threadlock gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 8)

I guess given the overarching details, I’d still end up choosing between ATLA or Percy Jackson; although the former case only sells over the former if at least one bending branch was granted, since being a demigod’s at least mandatory for involvement (mostly).

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Ye

Am I the asshole

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It’s a lowercase L.

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Narnia is probably the objectively best choice just cuz it’s the least likely to instantly kill you

But you could still be enslaved or turned into a statue for centuries and tbh I’d take death

Avatar last The Airbender

I wouldn’t take death I’d take like basically any suffering over death

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As a trans person Harry Potter is a mandatory veto

But if you don’t fall into her “always evil” categories it would probably be relatively good?

Talking about dyslexia cursed me.

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I mean I haven’t experienced all that much suffering so I’m sure sufficient suffering may be able to change my mind but I’d rather still be alive than dead in almost every circumstance

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Well, it’s the enslavement for me. Unless there’s a way to break it quickly in sight I just would fucking hate it

Assuming I’m conscious but

To be granted, so long as you were interacting with the world as though it was real beyond what Rowling wrote, its characters might not expressly have the same views as its author. With that said, everyone does seem to hold extremely traditional views so it’s not great.

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I would so much rather be conscious if miserable than have no consciousness. This is also why I’m really bad at sleeping

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shoutout to that really old quizbowlcord mafia game claimsheet that had an upcoming game based on - and i quote - “Naruto the last Airbender”

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Yeah
Like Harry Potter would have to be changed to “Harry Potter but written sensibly”

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i truly have to wonder how that game would’ve gone

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This changes a lot of things to the point where it’s not really Harry Potter so

I can’t decide if Wreck-It-Ralph would be the best or worst world to live in.

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being at risk of homelessness and/or death at any time via a game unplug is an existential horror i couldn’t grapple with

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especially in the modern age, with arcades being less and less popular

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